I'm getting a trailer hitch installed on my car.

[Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!]

Has anyone did this before? I called a few places and they all

charge

about $200 in install on a Ford Escort Wagon. Does that seem like

too

much?

It's just a litte 1.25" hitch that I'm going to mainly use for a

bike

rack.
I reminded me of the phrase, "She could suck the chrome off a

trailer

hitch."

Do you have her phone number by any chance?

Which reminds me of that great pick up line, "You're so purty, I'd
liker to take you home an' bend you over a sawhorse."

This one apparently worked for me:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/doctarantula/6831.html?mode=reply

I had no idea I'd used it, though.

"Tell me about your panties" works for me.

Hey, it's worked for Toqueface for darn near two decades.

What's everybody's best pick-up line.


Doc Tarantula
http://www.livejournal.com/users/doctarantula/

[Dav]

On 10 May 2005 19:47:36 -0700, "Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!"

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!
Hey, it's worked for Toqueface for darn near two decades.
What's everybody's best pick-up line.

"I really like your top - but it'd look even better on the floor of my
room"

[The Screaming Fury of Fascinet]

Post by Dav
On 10 May 2005 19:47:36 -0700, "Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!"

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!
Hey, it's worked for Toqueface for darn near two decades.
What's everybody's best pick-up line.

"I really like your top - but it'd look even better on the floor of my
room"

Here's an oldie but a goodie:

"Hey, baby, want to come back to my place and check out my integral
tables? Afterwards, we can get all cozy and solve the Dirac equation."


-F

[Dav]

On 11 May 2005 09:37:02 -0700, "The Screaming Fury of Fascinet"

Post by The Screaming Fury of Fascinet

Post by Dav
On 10 May 2005 19:47:36 -0700, "Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!"

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!
Hey, it's worked for Toqueface for darn near two decades.
What's everybody's best pick-up line.

"I really like your top - but it'd look even better on the floor of

my

Post by Dav
room"

"Hey, baby, want to come back to my place and check out my integral
tables? Afterwards, we can get all cozy and solve the Dirac equation."

"The feelings I have for you tonight make pi seem rational"...

[Tiny Human Ferret]

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!

Has anyone did this before? I called a few places and they all

charge

about $200 in install on a Ford Escort Wagon. Does that seem like

too

much?

It's just a litte 1.25" hitch that I'm going to mainly use for a

bike

rack.
I reminded me of the phrase, "She could suck the chrome off a

trailer

hitch."

Do you have her phone number by any chance?

Which reminds me of that great pick up line, "You're so purty, I'd
liker to take you home an' bend you over a sawhorse."

I've discovered that there is great truth in the classic line:

"If you're determined to go through life being a bona-fide asshole,
you'll get farther doing it if you are wearing a cowboy hat."

[Andrew @ Rockface]

Post by Tiny Human Ferret

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!

Has anyone did this before? I called a few places and they all

charge

about $200 in install on a Ford Escort Wagon. Does that seem like

too

much?

It's just a litte 1.25" hitch that I'm going to mainly use for a

bike

rack.
I reminded me of the phrase, "She could suck the chrome off a

trailer

hitch."

Do you have her phone number by any chance?

Which reminds me of that great pick up line, "You're so purty, I'd
liker to take you home an' bend you over a sawhorse."

"If you're determined to go through life being a bona-fide asshole,
you'll get farther doing it if you are wearing a cowboy hat."

Here's one I heard when at a kebab shop one night:
Said in a in a drunken slur - "You stand well for a woman"

[The Siren Call of Fascinet]

Post by Andrew @ Rockface

Post by Tiny Human Ferret

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!

On 10 May 2005 12:05:06 -0700, "Pan paniscus"

Has anyone did this before? I called a few places and they all

charge

about $200 in install on a Ford Escort Wagon. Does that seem like

too

much?

It's just a litte 1.25" hitch that I'm going to mainly use for a

bike

rack.
I reminded me of the phrase, "She could suck the chrome off a

trailer

hitch."

Do you have her phone number by any chance?

Which reminds me of that great pick up line, "You're so purty, I'd
liker to take you home an' bend you over a sawhorse."

"If you're determined to go through life being a bona-fide asshole,
you'll get farther doing it if you are wearing a cowboy hat."

Said in a in a drunken slur - "You stand well for a woman"

There's no love like the love kabob.


-F

[The Siren Call of Fascinet]

Post by Tiny Human Ferret

Post by Doc Tarantula and the Idol of Doom!

Has anyone did this before? I called a few places and they all

charge

about $200 in install on a Ford Escort Wagon. Does that seem like

too

much?

It's just a litte 1.25" hitch that I'm going to mainly use for a

bike

rack.
I reminded me of the phrase, "She could suck the chrome off a

trailer

hitch."

Do you have her phone number by any chance?

Which reminds me of that great pick up line, "You're so purty, I'd
liker to take you home an' bend you over a sawhorse."

"If you're determined to go through life being a bona-fide asshole,
you'll get farther doing it if you are wearing a cowboy hat."

All of life's great truths come from bumber stickers.


-F