Kansan1225
2004-02-17 03:17:13 UTC
This afternoon my wife Dina and I drove over to Dr. Sue's office: she
exceeded my expectations. Dr. Sue is of Northern European background, about
45, slender, about 5' 10", good looking, with light brown hair. That is, she
looks like what Ms. Klum will look like in 15 years.
Dina explained the situation and said that I am obsessed with a model.
A model. That's what she called Her Imperial Majesty.
Both Dina and I proceeded to explain more and Dr. Sue asked for the name
of this "person". We said, "Heidi Klum". She said, "Who?"
More explanations followed and by the end of the day, dearest Heidi, you
have one more person on this Earth aware of you.
Dr. Sue decided to give me a battery of tests to determine my state of
mind. First, I was interviewed by one of her assistants. One of her questions
was, "What do you like best about yourself?" I answered, "My great ideas".
She then asked, "What don't you like about yourself?" I said, "Nothing".
I then took a long test of True or False questions, such as, "If you were
an artist, you would like to draw flowers". My answer, "True".
Another question, "If you were a journalist, you would like to report on
the theater." My answer, "False".
The total number of questions in this test was 370:
370 = 10 * 37, the number 37 being a highly significant prime number that
the Entities have asked me not to discuss in public.
Finally, I took a test where I had to complete 50 open-ended statements
starting with words such as "My father....", or "I am happy ...."
I wrote, "I am happy that I have come to the end of this test".
Then Dr. Sue told me that she would evaluate my answers and get back to
me in a few days.
Dina had gone back home already and I drove to Barnes & Noble to pick up
the February 2004 issue of the British magazine "Tatler" with Heidi on the
cover. Her first photograph in the pictorial is on page 111:
111 = 3 * 37, the number 37 being a highly significant prime number that
the Entities have asked me not to discuss in public.
I also went to the "World News Stand" (Westheimer and Fountain View, here
in Houston), where I picked up the German magazines "Bunte" and "Frau im
Spiegel".
I drove back home and showed Heidi's "Frau im Spiegel" cover to Dina
triumphantly: Heidi says on the cover, "Ich will mit dem Baby allein leben",
i.e., "I will live alone with the baby".
I asked Dina, "How can Flavio Briatore be the baby's father, if Heidi
will not live with him?"
exceeded my expectations. Dr. Sue is of Northern European background, about
45, slender, about 5' 10", good looking, with light brown hair. That is, she
looks like what Ms. Klum will look like in 15 years.
Dina explained the situation and said that I am obsessed with a model.
A model. That's what she called Her Imperial Majesty.
Both Dina and I proceeded to explain more and Dr. Sue asked for the name
of this "person". We said, "Heidi Klum". She said, "Who?"
More explanations followed and by the end of the day, dearest Heidi, you
have one more person on this Earth aware of you.
Dr. Sue decided to give me a battery of tests to determine my state of
mind. First, I was interviewed by one of her assistants. One of her questions
was, "What do you like best about yourself?" I answered, "My great ideas".
She then asked, "What don't you like about yourself?" I said, "Nothing".
I then took a long test of True or False questions, such as, "If you were
an artist, you would like to draw flowers". My answer, "True".
Another question, "If you were a journalist, you would like to report on
the theater." My answer, "False".
The total number of questions in this test was 370:
370 = 10 * 37, the number 37 being a highly significant prime number that
the Entities have asked me not to discuss in public.
Finally, I took a test where I had to complete 50 open-ended statements
starting with words such as "My father....", or "I am happy ...."
I wrote, "I am happy that I have come to the end of this test".
Then Dr. Sue told me that she would evaluate my answers and get back to
me in a few days.
Dina had gone back home already and I drove to Barnes & Noble to pick up
the February 2004 issue of the British magazine "Tatler" with Heidi on the
cover. Her first photograph in the pictorial is on page 111:
111 = 3 * 37, the number 37 being a highly significant prime number that
the Entities have asked me not to discuss in public.
I also went to the "World News Stand" (Westheimer and Fountain View, here
in Houston), where I picked up the German magazines "Bunte" and "Frau im
Spiegel".
I drove back home and showed Heidi's "Frau im Spiegel" cover to Dina
triumphantly: Heidi says on the cover, "Ich will mit dem Baby allein leben",
i.e., "I will live alone with the baby".
I asked Dina, "How can Flavio Briatore be the baby's father, if Heidi
will not live with him?"