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Heidi Klum and Briatore call it quits
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Kansan1225
2004-02-13 13:49:53 UTC
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After providing a plausible paternity for Heidi's baby with me, Flavio
"St. Joseph" Briatore steps out of the picture:

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/164114p-143750c.html

The story reads:

Model behavior

Heidi Klum is due to give birth in late spring. But don't count on the
30-year-old supermodel setting up house with her baby's father, 53-year-old
businessman Flavio Briatore.

Having told you first about Klum's pregnancy, we're duty-bound to reveal that
the couple has called it quits.

"Flavio and Heidi are still good friends," says a buddy of Briatore, the
Italian businessman. "They talk everyday. But they aren't lovers."

The couple hasn't seen each other in over a month. Briatore has been
photographed kissing crystal heiress Fiona Swarovski. Klum, who's now in Cuba
shooting an ad for her new Heidi gummy candies, has been seen with
Grammy-winner John Mayer.

"It's going to be an unconventional family," says a source. "But Flavio and
Heidi are both committed to being good parents."


Additional comments by me, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225:

The Austrian lady Fiona Swarovski (39) is heiress to a crystal and
jewelry company in Europe. Fiona and Briatore were kissing in public on the
streets of Florence, Italy, while Heidi was announcing her pregnancy on
December 16, 2003, in Hamburg, Germany.

Heidi seems to have gone to Cuba this week to make a new TV commercial
for the German candy manufacturer Katjes. She is also introducing Katjes to
America this March through her own line of "My Favorite Candies by Heidi Klum".

A few days ago El Maximo Lider, Cuba's Paramount Leader, President Fidel
Castro, joined the Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I and the former King of
Greece, Constantine the 13th, in consecrating the Cathedral of St. Nicholas in
Havana. This Cathedral, dedicated to St. Nicholas, my patron Saint, is the
first and only Church to be built in Cuba under Castro's 45-year-old regime.

It is an Orthodox Church, even though most Cubans are traditionally
Catholic. El Maximo Lider felt compelled by the Entities to honor Orthodoxy,
my own particular denomination.

Heidi, my lady, my Angel, my love, good luck with Katjes in Cuba and take
care of our Elenaki, our little Helene.
Kansan1225
2004-02-13 16:17:37 UTC
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Subject: Re: Heidi Klum and Briatore call it quits
Date: 2/13/2004 8:31 AM Central Standard Time
Post by Kansan1225
The Austrian lady Fiona Swarovski (39) is heiress to a crystal and
jewelry company in Europe. Fiona and Briatore were kissing in public on
the
Post by Kansan1225
streets of Florence, Italy, while Heidi was announcing her pregnancy on
December 16, 2003, in Hamburg, Germany.
Why do hot chicks always go for jerks?
*Sigh*
The association between Empress Heidi and Flavio Briatore has a deeper,
mystical significance. The Entities brought them together as an intermediate
step in their plan for a better humanity.

Signore Briatore is a very intelligent man and successful businessman at
a World class level. The son of a schoolteacher in Cuneo, in the northwestern
Italian region of Piedmont, he came to America in the early 1980s to head up
Benetton's US operations. He greatly expanded that retail chain and made the
name "Benetton" a household word all around the Earth.

Later on, in the late 1980s, he attended a Formula 1 Grand Prix for the
first time in Adelaide, Australia, a city named after Heidi's patron Saint, St.
Adelheid ("Heidi"), the first Holy Roman Empress.

Briatore then took over Benetton's Formula 1 team, even though he had
absolutely no experience in the field. His general intelligence led him to
discover Michael Schumacher, who became Formula 1 World Champion, while driving
for Benetton. Schumacher, now driving for Ferrari, is still the Formula 1
champion, being, with golfer Tiger Woods, one of the highest paid athletes in
the World. Schumacher makes some $40 million a year in salary alone.

The Benetton team was later sold to Renault and Briatore has now
discovered a new rising star, the Spaniard Fernando Alonso, who became the
youngest Formula 1 Grand Prix winner last Summer in Budapest, Hungary.

There is a good chance that Briatore will step up from Renault team
manager to Formula 1 top executive, succeeding Bernie Ecclestone. Briatore's
present fortune is estimated at $50 million, whereas Ecclestone is supposed to
have $5 billion.

Even though Briatore is very rich and likely to become even richer,
Archangel Heidi has given her heart to some other guy, someone who is more
important for her.

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