Kansan1225
2004-02-03 15:38:01 UTC
Subject: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm
Date: 2/3/2004 8:16 AM Central Standard Time
the
fan?
The celestial relationship between Heidi and me was written in the
stars
proof or otherwise reveal anything that is useful to anyone that these
entities have done for anyone. Does that bother you?
Please spell "Entities" with a capital E. Let us be respectful.Date: 2/3/2004 8:16 AM Central Standard Time
Subject: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm
Date: 2/2/2004 9:45 AM Central Standard Time
Date: 2/2/2004 9:45 AM Central Standard Time
A few months ago I came to the conclusion that the TV relationship
between Michael J. Fox and Our Lady Heidi Klum on "Spin City" is really
between Michael J. Fox and Our Lady Heidi Klum on "Spin City" is really
relationship between me, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225, and
Archangel Heidi.
I wonder what conclusion you would have come to if you were a "Wheel"Archangel Heidi.
fan?
many thousands of years ago. We were meant to find each other.
Yet you can't explain yourself in any way that makes sense, offerproof or otherwise reveal anything that is useful to anyone that these
entities have done for anyone. Does that bother you?
The Heidi "Spin City" episodes come from the 1998-99 and 1999-2000
seasons of the series, before I fell in love with the Most Glorious
seasons of the series, before I fell in love with the Most Glorious
of
I started writing about Heidi in the Newgroups four years ago, inthe Rhineland. That happened in the Spring of 2001.
Started pounding lager three years ago, eh?2000. I kept writing more and more about her and, when I saw her "Tatler"
magazine cover (May 2001 issue),
my reaction to her smile there made me realize that I had fallen in love
withmagazine cover (May 2001 issue),
my reaction to her smile there made me realize that I had fallen in love
her. Since that time my love for her has grown more and more.
Most psychotic stalkers have the same reaction. You obviously thinkyou know something about her personally. Lucky for you you haven't
tried to contact her. Then it becomes a crime.
back four beautifully autographed photographs on three separate occasions. She
has also, most graciously, let me be the most frequent poster at her official
Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
at both her English and German Forums. Please visit her Web site and see for
yourself all the different messages of mine that Heidi has allowed to appear
there.
This means that the Entities had planned our affair in detail a long
timebefore the two of us started having feelings for each other.
Those ornery little Entities.Tomorrow's "Spin City" re-run deals with Mike Flaherty (played by
Michaelhttp://www.tv-now.com/stars/bostwick.html
This is followed by the episodes "Klumageddon, Part 1" and
"Klumageddon,This is followed by the episodes "Klumageddon, Part 1" and
Part 2" on Tuesday and Wednesday.
As I have written in the past, the Latin name "Claudia" means
"club-footed", whereas Heidi's family name, "Klum", is related to the
As I have written in the past, the Latin name "Claudia" means
"club-footed", whereas Heidi's family name, "Klum", is related to the
word "Klumpfuss", meaning "club foot".
Related how? They share a syllable?is derived from the root "Klump", meaning "lump", or "clod".
Begging the question. Because it has a similar spelling does in no wayprove it is derived. You are working on a false premise as most of
your arguments do. Heidi Klum doesn't know you exist.
Furthermore, I find no reference to Claudia meaning specifically "club
footed". Only that it means "lame".
"club-footed" to be more specific.
As I have explained, the baby girl that Empress Heidi is expecting
conceived through in vitro fertilization utilizing my sperm and one of
Heidi'seggs. Heidi has confirmed that our baby will be named Helene and that way
hername day will be on May 21, the feast day of the Saints Constantine, the
firstChristian Emperor, and Helena, his mother, the same name day as for my
http://www.express.de/servlet/Satellite?pagename=XP/index&pageid=100497676
8169&rubrik=221&artikelid=1074890235014
That would be the wife who's all behind you Hangin' wit Heidi...8169&rubrik=221&artikelid=1074890235014
baby with Heidi,
Your wife wants you to have a head operation. Not much could make herhappy.
Monday, February 16. Dr. Sue is going to give me a complete neuropsychological
evaluation. That should be a lot of fun.
but on Saturday, when I told her that the baby will be named
Helene, Dina mellowed out, because now she can see that Heidi respects her.
She probably realized who you were muttering about and knew it wasHelene, Dina mellowed out, because now she can see that Heidi respects her.
just more of your insanity.
that recognizes both Constance "Dina" and Heidi as "Equals to the Apostles",
the appellation of the Saints Constantine and Helena.
Meanwhile, the Entities want to stress the identification between
TV
characters did I type?
I am obsessive-compulsive enough to count how many characters you'vecharacters played by Michael J. Fox and myself, Dr. Kaffes, by having Fox
playa doctor with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) on the series "Scrubs"
thisFebruary (CBS, Tuesday evenings).
That's right, you're an admitted head job. Hey Nicky, How manycharacters did I type?
typed, but I am also in control of my obsessions and can guide them as I
That's good. Then you don't need to know that the number of characters
I've typed has symbolic meaning in Heidi Klum's life.
I can't wait, Nicky.
Jade
Right now I'm waiting for tonight's "Spin City" episode, where MikeJade
donates his sperm for Claudia. Here in Houston it will be shown on the WB
network
Jade
messages. You are lucky to have me interpreting these messages for the general
public.
If you watch the "Spin City" re-runs today and tomorrow, "Klumageddon,
Parts 1 and 2", you are bound to perceive some secret messages yourselves, too,
dear readers.