Very Disappointed

[Kansan Fan]

Well, I saw Heidi Klum for the first time on that Victoria's Secret Trollop
Show and I've got to admit I'm very disappointed. Poor Heidi isn't in the
same league as Kansan. She just doesn't measure up to his high standards.
And that God awful Sting. That show was an hour long commercial for a man
who couldn't hold Kansan's jock strap.

[Darkwing Duck]

<SNIP>

That pretty much sums up Kansan's parents feelings on his life.

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The Duck